Plant Based News: Kyle O’sullivan: Vegan Rap

(ONE)
We’re on, number one
So where do you get your protein from?
Nuts, beans, tofu, seeds
Quinoa, lentils, hemp and peas
Oatmeal, spinach and we know what’s in it
I wish I could say the same for meat
Soy’s my boy and so’s broccoli
But you can only still name me one

(TWO)
Two,
‘How do you afford to buy all that healthy food?”
The exact same way you afforded to buy that
iPhone, iPad, a brand new iMac Cars and clothes
You can’t hide that
Your ego’s bigger than your health
Try deny that
And keep a straight face when you see yourself

(THREE)
Three,
“Aren’t we Carnivores and supposed to eat meat?”
“And that’s why we have K9 teeth
To tear through the flesh and bones and meat!”
No, wrong again
They’re there to break through nuts and seeds
And that’s why we share the same teeth
As a cow and horse and all the monkeys
And the same size intestines
So that when we’re digesting
We take all the good from what we eat
They’re not designed to digest meat
A carnivore’s are a lot more short
Because it’s supposed to pass at speed
That’s why we are left with disease
Such a cancer with diabetes

(FOUR)
4, so you’re sure
You’re 100% a carnivore
Ok, next time that you go to the store
Just grab some chicken, bacon or pork
Open it up and eat it raw
No seasoning or no sauce
No more knives and no more forks
And let’s see who’s hitting the floor
Cos all carnivores have paws and claws
We have hands
To pick fruit and veg off trees and plants
So please understand
If you put fruit and rabbit in a babies cot
It would play with the rabbit and eat the fruit
Do the same with a lion’s cub…
And what do think that lion will do?

(FIVE)
Five, if they’re alive
They’ll overpopulate the whole earth
But you still proceed to inseminate them though
So that they give birth
That’s 56 billion animals each year
That are sent to slaughter
That’s 56 billion animals
That you can feed and water
That’s 8 times the fucking human race’s population
Yet we can’t stop hunger, poverty in every single nation
What?
That shit don’t sit with me
And it really, really gets to me
When you get the stupid fluoride hoes
That ‘Yeah but what about bacon though?’

(SIX)
Stupid pricks Number six,
Stones and sticks
Fire pits made of bricks
Cause we are fucking cavemen
Well if you’re fucking cavemen
Where’s your cave then?

(SEVEN)
Seven,
“Our father who art in Heaven
Thou shall not kill”
“But I will “
Hail Mary full of shit
Bring me a lamb with its throat slit
Some mint sauce
And a big portion of hypocrite
And we’ll say grace,
That’s what we’ll do
It’s not dead
If we call it food

(EIGHT)
Eight,
I feel great
I’ve already had my 5 for the day
I’m high for the day
With a clear conscience
And it’s not even quarter to eight
But the thing with meat is
You see when they’re killing them
They’re just filling them
With stress and adrenaline
And every bite that you take
With your steak
And cheeseburger
That’s what you’re taking in
And you wonder why
that you look like shit
And you feel like shit
And you smell like shit
Well you are what you eat
And what you eat’s
Been dead for over four weeks
Eyes, ears, veins, teeth, dick, balls, bums and tongues
For me to eat a pigs arsehole?
Here’s 20 grand
And I’ll rim your mum!

(NINE)
Nine,
My bones are fine
There’s no need to ask all the time
Mr. Orthopaedic
But if you wanna go down them lines
Then, we can talk about bones and calcium?
And how you think cow’s milk is helping them
But the animal protein is so acidic
That it leeches phosphate out of them
Dairy is scary,
Cowspiracy,
Go look it up
And while you’re there google
Got puss?
And see the shit that’s in one cup
Piss, puss, shit, blood
Hormones, stress and all it’s feared
“Oh yeah, that shit taste good”
And you think breastfeeding’s weird

(TEN)
Ten,
… I forgot what I was gonna say
Cause I didn’t take my
Vitamin B12 supplement today
So I’ll just dance to the end
With my best friend
Oi Oi
Oi Oi

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